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[ en ] tranceway . m . o . d . s. ([personal profile] vitaelamorte) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2017-04-21 09:42 pm

+ It's good that we can't see what isn't there +

Who: EVERYONE
Where: Wonderland and adjacent dimensions!
When: Friday, April 21st to Monday, April 24th
Rating: PG-13, warn if higher!
Summary: A place to list your tears throughout the event, and describe the worlds that can be seen or accessed through them. Event Post.
The Story:

While invisible zombies ravage Wonderland, tears are popping up everywhere! Through them characters can see versions of themselves from alternate universes. Some of them show a different version of Wonderland, some a different version of their home. Some are as benign as a character drinking coffee instead of tea, others are as drastic as somebody's entire personality changed completely.

On day one tears are so small as to barely even be recognisable. Faint voices and melodies can be heard through the tiny cracks if you step really close, but these brief and indistinct glimpses are barely even worth describing.

On day two tears have opened up wide enough to recognise them for what they really are. Yesterday's melodies will sound clearer, and the voices will become decidedly familiar, belonging to people characters know, sounding perhaps even like the characters themselves. Look through the tears and they may catch sight of home, or something that merely looks like another part of Wonderland. The tears are yet narrow and instable though, and the field of vision is correspondingly poor.

On day three the tears have grown a great deal. The worlds beyond them can be seen and heard, though most cannot be interacted with at all. Only the biggest ones are already stable enough for characters to stick their hand inside, and pulls through any objects within reach.

On the fourth and last day some tears have finally become large and stable enough for characters to pass through whole. Not all tears will reach this stage, but those who have can be visited, and the world beyond them explored... at each character's own peril.
wriggedywrecked: (you gotta morty)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-04-28 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[MOTHERFUCKERS MESSING WITH HIS MOTHERFUCKING OFF-LIMITS HORRIBLE COB WORLD WHY MOTHERFUCKERS GOTTA BE SO MOTHERFUCK.]

[AKA Rick is still a ways away and there is more cob planet to enjoy!]
mcgucket: (subtle eyebrow raise)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-04-28 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry Rick, this is the same guy who said "let's drink this milk left out in the open in the middle of a field filled with weird cows". Can't take the farm boy out of some people, it seems.

As a result, Fiddleford will actually attempt to pick off one of the strawberries from the cob, inspecting it closely. Looks normal, no discoloration or scent indicating that it's poisonous... surely there's no harm in eating it, right?]
literalidiotball: (Whazat over there?)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-04-29 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Wheatley can't eat things, so he's gonna go look about with his optic.]

Ooh, look at that! Rocks! On a cob! And is that... Grass on a cob?

I don't think I'd ever see grass on a cob before. Looks odd. Dunno if it's even grass anymore, maybe it qualifies as moss now. [Is that how moss works?]
mcgucket: (looking up at something)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-04-30 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I think moss grows on the north side of trees or rocks though, if I rightly remember.

[Unless cob world is suggesting that north is... the sky, which he now looks up to.]

... Are those clouds shaped like corn cobs?

[Cause they sure look like they are.]
literalidiotball: (OMG)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-05-01 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? [Wheatley's optic swivels around and looks up.]

Uh... Yup. Looks like it... Is...

[Suddenly, up in the sky, he spots a terrifying creature(s?) flying overhead.]

Oh.

Uh.

Are those... Birds... On a cob?
wriggedywrecked: by <user name="bureiku"> (i have fifty billion boyfriends)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-05-03 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Distant gunfire as Rick annihilates some zombies. Then the sounds of RAPIDLY APPROACHING PISSED OFF OCTOGENARIAN.]

[Rick skids to a stop, sticks his head into the tear and yells,]


ALRIGHT SHITLIPS WHO IGNORED THE F-F-F-FUCKING SIGNS?
mcgucket: (did you just say you're "solly"?!?)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-05-04 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I... think those are birds on a cob? [wow] And here I thought that--hang on, do you hear somethin'?

[That sounds an awful lot like gunfire, and then suddenly Rick is sticking his head into the tear and shouting at them. Well then: say something eloquent to explain yourself Fiddleford!]

... Um.

[... okay then, it's up to you to take it from here wheatley]
literalidiotball: (I meant to do that.)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-05-04 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Aaah!

[Wheatley was startled by the sudden appearance of Rick, so...]

Uh... Look, this seems a lot safer than invisible zombies trying to eat us!

[Nailed it.]
Edited 2017-05-04 23:07 (UTC)
wriggedywrecked: by <user name="bureiku"> (i have fifty billion boyfriends)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-05-06 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Holy fuck aren't you Ford's boyfriend? I THOUGHT YOU WERE F-F-F-FUCKING SMART, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING I-IGNORING WARNING SIGNS, AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CARRYING A G-GODDAMN TALKING BOWLING BALL!

[He waves the gun back toward the tear.]

Literally get the FUCK out of here! I-I don't care if you get eaten b-by zombies, NO ONE GOES TO COBWORLD! What the fuck is wrong with both of you, EVERYTHING'S ON A COB! Get out of the cob world!
mcgucket: (what did your parents do to you)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-05-06 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[good lord Rick]

Is that kind of language really necess--wait, what did you just say?

[WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT BEING FORD'S BOYFRIEND??]
literalidiotball: (Don't ask mate)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-05-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, first off, I'm not a bowling ball. I'm a personality core. Big difference.

[That's almost more insulting than being called a moron. At least morons can think!]

And what's wrong with things being on a cob?!

... [He looks up at McGucket.] You're Dr. Pines' boyfriend?
wriggedywrecked: by <user name="bureiku"> (i have fifty billion boyfriends)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-05-08 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He jabs a finger at McGucket.] BOYFRIEND!

[He jabs a finger at Wheatley.] BOWLING BALL!

Now drop the fucking cobs and GO BACK TO W-W-WONDERLAND YOU DUMB STUPID FUUUUUUUCKS!
mcgucket: (SAY THAT TO MY FACE BITCH NOT ONLINE)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-05-09 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Fiddleford gapes at the pointed finger, and between it and the things being said here--]

Now hang on just a darn minute! I don't know where you got the idea that Stanford and I are, ah... seein' one another like that, but my friend and I here want a proper explanation rather than being sworn at like a drunken sailor.
literalidiotball: (Don't trust you)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-05-09 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and quit calling me a bowling ball! I'm a core!

[How would Rick like it if he was being called... Uh... A monkey?]
Edited 2017-05-09 17:07 (UTC)
wriggedywrecked: by <user name="bureiku"> (what the fuck did you just say about me)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-05-10 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
I DON'T FUCKING CARE! [He points the gun directly at McGucket's head.]

You and the fucking bowling ball g-got till the count of three, shitkicker. One.
mcgucket: (an elephant never forgets... TO KILL)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-05-10 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't be serious.

[And yet, despite his words, he does however keep a tighter grip on Wheatley here in his arms now.]
literalidiotball: (OH GOD WE'RE GONNA DIE)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-05-10 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yes, please keep that grip. Wheatley is getting nervous enough to start vibrating... Or is it called shivering?]

Uh- Okay, maybe he'd be more willing to explain when we're on the other side of the tear and not having a gun pointed at us.

[He's scared.]
mcgucket: (uses aggression to mask my insecurities)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-05-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[HOLY SHIT okay fine guess whose leaving now, don't fucking shoot us Rick.]
wriggedywrecked: by <user name="bureiku"> (what if we take this dank meme and push)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-05-15 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
RUN MOTHERFUCKERS RUN.
mcgucket: (guys I've seen some shit)

[personal profile] mcgucket 2017-05-15 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry, he's got a tight grip on you Wheatley.

... Though, maybe just to spite Rick, he's not going to run so much as just walk faster to reach the tear and step back through to the other side.]


Any chance of you lowerin' the gun now?
literalidiotball: (Ah... One problem)

[personal profile] literalidiotball 2017-05-15 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
... Please?

[Wheatley is not as brave as scientist friend, okay?]
wriggedywrecked: (you gotta morty)

[personal profile] wriggedywrecked 2017-05-16 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[He lowers the gun as soon as they're through the tear, abruptly going from murder mode back to annoyed mode. He slings the gun over his back again and points at the literally three signs posted in front of the tear, warning people not to go through.]

So can either of you fucking read English? Fucking c-can you? It's not even f-fucking English, Wonderland translates goddamn every fucking la-language into whatever th-the fuck we're speaking right now, s-so the more appropriate question is ARE YOU, A SCIENTIST, AND YOU, A ROBOTIC BOWLING BALL, BOTH FUCKING ILLITERATE?

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