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[closed] we'll get something to eat like we talked about
Who: Sans and Mettaton
Where: The Anime Room
When: 7/18
Rating: G-PG for fluff and two complete disasters, will warn for anything else.
Summary: Zombie events suck and Sans owes Mettaton a bag of off-brand chocolates. Sometimes you just gotta chill.
The Story:
You'd think Sans would be used to zombie events by now. They're always the same, no matter what flavor of zombies it happens to be--harrowing, hollowing, emotionally devastating. He got off mostly scot-free this time, since all the previous zombies he's met have been pretty damn keen on trying to gnaw his bones. But it's never really the zombies themselves, honestly--it's everyone else. Everything else.
Once the event is over, he takes a good twelve or so hours to sleep and not think about Wirt, or about talking zombies, or about anything.
And when he wakes up, the first thing that occurs to him, for some reason, is that he should go see Mettaton.
It's been weird lately, and not really in a bad way, but none of them have really talked about it since the snowstorm. The three of them did plenty talking that night anyway, and in some senses, maybe it just doesn't need to be said out loud. He can feel it either way when he looks for it, a thread as thin as spider silk wrapped around his soul, leading out in two directions. It's weird. It's weird, by any stretch of the imagination.
Papyrus is one thing, but he's not used to such a concrete connection, solid proof that someone actually cares about him. It's the sort of thing he can't deny, not even with all the self-loathing at his disposal, because it's right there.
So it shouldn't be that out of the ordinary, wanting to go see Mettaton, maybe talk to him. And yet he still finds himself looking for an excuse, because--you need an excuse. You can't just show up and impose yourself on someone's space without some kind of reason. Which is ridiculous, because he's never had a problem doing that to Papyrus or to Alphys. He's always been the sort to just sort of flop down in someone's general vicinity and be content with that--not bothering them, not in the way, just sort of there.
And he knows exactly why it feels different with Mettaton, but that's part of that solid proof thing that he's still trying not to look at too closely. Even if it's as solid as the rest of it.
Thankfully, an excuse is readily available. More than an excuse, an actual reason, sort of. Mettaton can probably use some nice downtime after that event too, right? Nothing like candy and a goofy movie, and maybe some alcohol, to lighten the mood.
So he shows up at Mettaton's door in the evening with a copy of Short Circuit, an off-brand bag of chocolate Hugs, and a bottle of whiskey in a paper bag. Just in case the weirdness gets weirder.
He knocks.
"hey metta, you in? i finally got that back-pay for ya."
Where: The Anime Room
When: 7/18
Rating: G-PG for fluff and two complete disasters, will warn for anything else.
Summary: Zombie events suck and Sans owes Mettaton a bag of off-brand chocolates. Sometimes you just gotta chill.
The Story:
You'd think Sans would be used to zombie events by now. They're always the same, no matter what flavor of zombies it happens to be--harrowing, hollowing, emotionally devastating. He got off mostly scot-free this time, since all the previous zombies he's met have been pretty damn keen on trying to gnaw his bones. But it's never really the zombies themselves, honestly--it's everyone else. Everything else.
Once the event is over, he takes a good twelve or so hours to sleep and not think about Wirt, or about talking zombies, or about anything.
And when he wakes up, the first thing that occurs to him, for some reason, is that he should go see Mettaton.
It's been weird lately, and not really in a bad way, but none of them have really talked about it since the snowstorm. The three of them did plenty talking that night anyway, and in some senses, maybe it just doesn't need to be said out loud. He can feel it either way when he looks for it, a thread as thin as spider silk wrapped around his soul, leading out in two directions. It's weird. It's weird, by any stretch of the imagination.
Papyrus is one thing, but he's not used to such a concrete connection, solid proof that someone actually cares about him. It's the sort of thing he can't deny, not even with all the self-loathing at his disposal, because it's right there.
So it shouldn't be that out of the ordinary, wanting to go see Mettaton, maybe talk to him. And yet he still finds himself looking for an excuse, because--you need an excuse. You can't just show up and impose yourself on someone's space without some kind of reason. Which is ridiculous, because he's never had a problem doing that to Papyrus or to Alphys. He's always been the sort to just sort of flop down in someone's general vicinity and be content with that--not bothering them, not in the way, just sort of there.
And he knows exactly why it feels different with Mettaton, but that's part of that solid proof thing that he's still trying not to look at too closely. Even if it's as solid as the rest of it.
Thankfully, an excuse is readily available. More than an excuse, an actual reason, sort of. Mettaton can probably use some nice downtime after that event too, right? Nothing like candy and a goofy movie, and maybe some alcohol, to lighten the mood.
So he shows up at Mettaton's door in the evening with a copy of Short Circuit, an off-brand bag of chocolate Hugs, and a bottle of whiskey in a paper bag. Just in case the weirdness gets weirder.
He knocks.
"hey metta, you in? i finally got that back-pay for ya."
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"Come on in, the door is open."
An unusual move for him since he's still trying to keep the general knowledge of him talking to his mirror on the down low but for once he wasn't thinking about it. When Sans enters he turns around in his seat, his desk still a mess and wearing some pale gold reading glasses.
"It's good to see you, Sans. What back-pay am I owed?"
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The door is unlocked, even, and he notes it with mild surprise as he goes on in. Last time he came around, Mettaton had multiple locks on his door. His room hasn't changed much since last time, except that the mirrors are back on the walls. Covered up, though, which is also a good sign.
Maybe all of this really is working out okay.
Mettaton is wearing glasses, too, which is objectively kind of adorable.
"yeah, you too." He holds up the bag of Hugs. "i said i owed you before, right? heh."
This is dumb, even for Sans. He can spin anything into a joke, and this one was too good to pass up, but it's not lost on him why chocolates named "Hugs" is significant. One of those things they haven't talked about.
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He raises an eyebrow at the gifts Sans has brought (the movie and alcohol being completely unexpected) but the candy looks... different than he thought it would be.
"Yes you did... though, I don't think you brought me the right thing."
He stands up and walks over, peering down to inspect the candy. He adjusts his glasses as he takes it into his hand though he doesn't pull it from Sans completely. There's no big pull or anything. It's a gentle hold and one that puts his hand unknowingly close to Sans's.
"Mmm... yes. This is white chocolate. I wanted cookies and creme."
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"i didn't?"
They're Hugs, though. Hugs in exchange for--haha, kisses. It was the first thing that had come to mind when Mettaton had said he'd wanted a particular flavor.
Sans just sort of holds the bag, slightly dumbfounded as Mettaton crosses the room. He takes hold of the bag and pulls it closer. Sans's mind, which was buzzing with thoughts only a moment ago, has gone completely silent.
"so this isn't...?"
He'd, uh. Had no idea there were even other kinds. He knew there were ones with almonds in them or something, but that was all.
Wow. Wow, it's been awhile since a joke with this much build-up fell this flat for him. Maybe he's going to need to break out the whiskey sooner than he thought.
"heh, wow, this joke kinda, uh. failed spectacularly, huh? i thought these were...heh."
He sort of wants to just lie down on the floor, but he perseveres, somehow.
"well, i also got, uh, whiskey? as a consolation gift? and this movie. i've never seen it, but it says it's a comedy about robots. the room we've been using for anime club has a closet in it, so we could uh...get the right kind of kisses. if you wanted."
Boy he's just making this worse, huh!
"or, i dunno. you seem busy."
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"It's all right, you didn't know."
He looks the candy over a little more then looks up to Sans with a wry grin.
"Now it seems I am going to be the one introducing you to a new type of kiss."
He winks and lets go of the bag and walks to his closet, humming as he goes.
"There's no need to get candy from there when I have a handy dandy closet right here!"
He opens it up and holds out a hand expectantly. He doesn't say a word but almost immediately the closet tosses out a bag of what he desires. He smiles and gives the closet door a friendly pat and closes it again.
"Whiskey and a movie, hm? You came prepared Sans. But for what~?"
Mettaton walks back to Sans, sashaying a bit as he goes. This is just delightful all around. He stops a bit in front of him, offering him the bag he just retrieved.
"Is the anime club room better for watching movies? If you wanted we could always watch something here."
Sans notices his room in the slight disarray and Mettaton waves a hand dismissively.
"Oh, no, it's quite all right. I've been working on my next big thing for the last few hours or so. I needed to take a break."
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But at least Mettaton is entertained. This is why self-deprecating humor is so successful.
"it was a fair attempt. hugs and kisses. you can see why i got it mixed up."
Particularly since he's completely unfamiliar with at least one of those things.
Mettaton even goes ahead and flirts with him, and thankfully this time Sans knows flirting when he sees it. It's a little unexpected, even moreso than usual. He thought Mettaton might lay off after that whole debacle before the snowstorm hit.
Sans refuses to be flustered. He doesn't get flustered. Haha, of course not. He can't keep letting Mettaton have the upper hand.
"well damn, i'm just learning so much lately. guess my, uh...candy education was sorely lacky. at least with both kinds we've finally balanced it out."
Pretty bad, but at least he stood his ground. He watches as Mettaton gets exactly what he wants from the closet. The bag is completely different. Ugh.
And there's that damn lilt in Mettaton's voice again as he saunters back toward Sans. Sans stuffs the chocolate in his pocket.
"just, uh, was thinkin' we could use more dumb and quiet and less undead and snarly. plus it's been awhile since we just hung out."
Everything's been so intense and weird lately, and he can't help but think that Mettaton wants something normal as much as Sans does.
He shrugs at the question.
"it's got a projector and surround sound. and beanbag chairs. don't mind hanging out in here, but uh..."
He glances at the covered mirror on the wall. It's all out in the open now, so he doesn't feel quite as tentative about bringing it up.
"i wouldn't want him to get mad at you."
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Sans doesn't immediately buckle under his flirtations and it's a surprise. Hm, maybe he does have a backbone hidden under that hoodie of his?
"Mmhm, yes, completely balanced out."
It wasn't the best retort in the world from Sans's end and neither from his but not every discussion they have has to be a verbal exchange of wit.
He nods in agreement. It has been awhile, hasn't it? Something always seemed to come up as of late or things would end up complicated between them for whatever reason. It's nice to think they may have a few hours to just... be.
"Oh."
It's a surprise because in between planning his next big showstopper and talking to Sans he had actually forgotten about his mirror. Right. Of course they can't watch in here because his Mirror would get upset. His mirror would be upset no matter what, really.
"Right. Of course. ...Luckily for you, a projector and surround sound seems perfectly lovely. We can get more snacks when we get there."
It's weird to know that he knows about him talking to his mirror. But it feels nice too. He doesn't have to hide that fact any longer, Sans's feelings on the matter notwithstanding. Mettaton walks back to the desk and takes off his glasses, setting them gently on top of the papers and journals laying open there.
"Why don't you lead the way? I don't think I have ever actually been to the anime club room."
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Mettaton seems caught off guard by the comment. Like that hadn't occurred to him, or like he hadn't expected Sans to mention it. There's a tense little moment where Sans is worried that maybe he shouldn't have; maybe Mettaton is just going to get upset, like he always does when people bring up his Mirror. He might even just outright refuse, knowing what his Mirror will probably think of the whole thing.
But he doesn't. He agrees. He even agrees to go to the anime room. Sans can't help a wide, somewhat startled grin.
"yeah?"
Some spiteful little part of him hopes Mirrorton heard that.
"alright, uh. cool. yeah, alphys set it up, obviously. so it's all decked out. it's in one of the tea rooms."
He wonders briefly about maybe inviting Alphys, but he sort of wants the chance to maybe talk to Mettaton one on one first. Maybe later the three of them can do something. Hang out and generally be disasters together.
He heads back out the door toward the club room.
"didn't know you wore glasses. maybe alphys should check your optics."
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It's an odd feeling. He has an idea of where the root cause of it is from and he tries not to think about it. He follows Sans out of his room, locking the door behind him. All of the locks he had installed are still there of course and it takes him a moment to get to the ones you can reach from the outside.
"I forgot Alphys had an anime club. But it makes sense that she would."
It reminds him of simpler times back in the Underground. Back when they first met. He smiles softly to himself.
"Oh, I don't wear glasses. Well. That's not entirely accurate, I do wear them, I just don't need them. I wear them for the aesthetic."
He finishes locking up his room and walks to join Sans, keeping his strides small so as to not outpace the skeleton.
"I was writing and sketching and doing a lot of calculations and it only felt right to be wearing some glasses as I did so."
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Sans is probably reading too much into it, but it feels good. Like maybe Mettaton really can get better, really can extricate himself from his Mirror's influence.
Like maybe all that soul business, all that outpouring of love, is really working. And not just for Sans.
"heh, of course she does. we haven't had a real meeting in awhile. last time we watched a bunch of anime movies. it was nice."
They all really need to do that again sometime.
Mettaton falls into step beside him, walking slowly to keep pace with him. It's the same thing Papyrus does, at least when Papyrus isn't overly excited or upset.
It's nice. There's that twinge of guilt, like there always is when someone has to change their ways, alter their behavior or whatever for Sans's sake. But it's...still nice.
Maybe he's just gotten a little better at recognizing that he's not making someone change; that they do it because they care.
Which is also nice.
"aesthetic, oh man. why am i not surprised? heh, i guess you gotta keep the brand alive, even when no one else is around, huh?"
It sounds exhausting. He wonders if Mettaton ever really lets himself just take a break from it all. But that was what everything on the Citadel was for him, wasn't it? It was like that for Sans as well. For everyone, he's pretty sure.
They reach the anime room and Sans is pleased to find that there isn't a single mirror to be found. There's gratuitous amounts of pillows, blankets and beanbag chairs, as well as assorted anime-themed decorations. Sans is pretty sure there's at least one body pillow in here somewhere.
"here we go. glorious, right?"
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It's happening again, isn't it? He already knew it was. And he knows on some level Sans knows there is something here too. It's a sad state of affairs, clearly. This time around however, Mettaton will take the high ground. He won't drag Sans through the mud like he did Bucky. He'll keep it light and happy, just like he's supposed to.
Stars are for everyone, no matter his feelings on it.
"You say that as if I am not inherently my brand! It's not as if everything I do is merely a smokescreen for 'who I really am'. My glitz and glamour and performance is a part of me! What makes me so authentic is I put myself into what I do."
It's a bit hard to explain to people who aren't in the lifestyle, that there is a balance that must be played to be simultaneously close and distant for fans to consume.
"The flare I show is the flare I naturally have! Whenever you see studious types they always have glasses so I thought it was fitting and cute to wear them while working."
It kind of sounds silly without any grand reasoning around it, huh? Mettaton's face falls into a small frown as he thinks about it, a small blush peeking its way out on his cheeks. It's a mindset that is reminiscent of all the times he'd slow dance in his house in Waterfall, dreaming of the greater world around them. It's like reaching for a life he can't ever have because it's not as if he's ever been the kind of monster with a steady academic background.
He shakes his head. That old insecurity again. How useless. Luckily they reach the room pretty quickly and Mettaton looks around, taking it all in. It looks like Alphys's room, only with more things and he shakes his head fondly.
"Glorious is one word for it, I suppose."
No mirrors, huh? He supposes he'll have to tell his mirror what happened rather than let him see it. He won't be pleased with that at all. But that's not important right now. What is important is trying to figure out how this 7 foot tall tower of beauty is going to fit into a beanbag chair without looking comically out of place.
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Still. He's in one of his better moods.
"no, yeah. i get that. kinda." It's pretty baffling, and there's no doubt a whole lot of nuance he'll never understand. Back home, he was certainly content to just believe that Mettaton was as superficial and plastic as he seemed. Until that phone call. It was then that he'd realized that Mettaton was more genuine than he'd guessed.
Getting to know him in Wonderland has only driven that point home.
"i didn't mean to imply you were faking it or something. it's cool, actually. the, i dunno, the self-confidence."
This is rapidly becoming awkward again, so Sans chooses to focus on the anime room instead, grinning wryly. Everything about this room screams comfort and nerd-dom. The perfect place to relax. He's stolen more than his fair share of naps in here.
"i'd avoid that one pile of pillows over there. i think there's still chip crumbs fossilizing beneath the surface."
He looks Mettaton up and down for a moment before heading over to the projector to set up the movie.
"there's an armchair in here somewhere too, if you want. and a couch somewhere."
It's a loveseat, technically, but Sans refuses to call it that. It's a dang couch; different species of couch don't need different names. He crouches down to dig the DVD player out from under some empty chip bags and anime-related debris.
"you, uh, said you were working on concert ideas before? anything sticking yet?"
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If he didn't then wow, maybe Sans has a leg up on him in his acting abilities.
He laughs a bit, wiping the frown away quickly.
"No, I get what you were trying to say. As I have always said, performing and acting and singing... all of that is an inherent part of who I am. And who I will always be. It's what I was made for, after all!"
He pauses for a moment, chuckles again, and then continues. "All right, originally I was made to destroy humanity, but I had better plans than that."
He's sure Sans knows all about that now thanks to being so close with Alphys and having seen his NEO form a couple of times.
The star makes a bit of a face at Sans pointing out one particularly disgusting pile of pillows and he notices the skeleton looking him up and down with muted interest. He doubts, at this point, that there is any motive to this look beyond a simple glance for a specific purpose; said purpose makes itself apparent rather quickly.
"Mmm, that might be best for me then. These bean bags look a little too small for me overall."
A regular sized couch is also, probably, too small for him but such is the life of being unbearably attractive and tall.
"Not really. Around this time last year I hosted my concert in my newly erected concert hall but I don't want to do the same old thing again. I have to keep things fresh. So I've been brainstorming themes and whatnot but nothing solid has come up yet."
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"well, yeah. of course. if i hadn't, i woulda told actually good jokes. yanno? maybe tried to make a real career outta it. but, heh, i just like bad jokes too much. simple stuff. people tend to go more for, yanno, sarcasm and lewd stuff and dark humor, but ehh. just ain't me."
Sarcasm isn't funny, he doesn't have any ridiculous sex stories, and the dark stuff is better left for the darker timelines. People tend to start reading into the dark stuff, and then there's a lot of awkward questions. Humor should be inclusive, anyway.
"heh, guess it's good you had better ideas, huh? or we all woulda ended up pretty boned."
Sometimes, at least. Other times it wouldn't have mattered. But Mettaton already knows that, and he'd rather keep the mood light.
He gets the DVD into the player and digs the remote out from between some cushions. There's a decent pillow pile in front of the couch; Sans can just camp out there, seeing as Mettaton might take up the whole couch. The guy's all leg.
A few button presses and he's got the projector on and the DVD menu up.
"maybe you could do a robot theme. heh. i dunno, don't listen to me. wouldn't really know the first thing about that stuff."
Though it reminds him that in that one tear--in at least one sequence of events--becoming Mettaton's manager meant he had to set up concerts. King Mettaton had even said as much. So apparently he figures it out at some point or another.
He'd rather not think about that right now.
"ready for dumb eighties comedy?"
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It was something he had noticed but hadn't thought all that deeply about. His stage was open to others to perform but only by his good graces which meant their successes were as much his as theirs. ...That's a thought he hasn't had in awhile, huh?
Mettaton rolls his eyes good-naturedly at the pun.
"And there you go with your bad jokes."
It's taken some time but they're not as bad as they used to be. Heck, Frisk told a really awful pun awhile back and Mettaton didn't outright hate it. Progress!
Mettaton lies himself gracefully along the couch, removing his giant shoulder pads and setting them aside so he can lie completely on his side without anything poking into the furniture. He rests a languid arm on his side, gently matching the curvature of his hips.
The DVD is projected onto the screen and Mettaton watches with muted interest.
"That would have been better if we had more robots here in Wonderland. I would have been more inclined to do something like that when it was four, not three, but..."
He sighs sadly, remembering Legion. He still has the bag of dating simulators they gave him for Valentine's day.
"I hope Legion is doing well in whatever afterlife there is for a robot."
A bit... existential to say, especially to someone who doesn't really need to hear that, but it's already out and Mettaton does his best to not regret things he's said.
"Darling, I am the epitome of 80s fashion. I was born ready."
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He's not really sure if Mettaton is just being nice or not. He's gotten a little of everything--groans, boos, laughs, applause. It all kind of runs together, so he's not sure if the outcome was positive overall. He was happy with whatever handful of laughs he could get.
He winks when Mettaton comments on the joke, and goes to sit down in a pile of cushions in front of the couch.
"it's the only thing i'm reliable on."
He'll drop the ball on literally everything else, but never puns.
The movie starts and Sans pops open the bag of Hugs chocolates, holding one out to Mettaton. The guy wanted Kisses, but maybe a Hug will still be okay?
Ha ha.
"place could use more robots, yeah. uh...sorry about legion. i remember them. didn't know you were friends."
People come and go so much, it's honestly hard to keep track of them all. It's just particularly miserable when people leave, and you know they're going home to die. Sans knows full well.
"well, i have no idea what 80s fashion is like, so i guess i'll be getting the full experience today."
Though frankly, he fully expects to nap for at least a few minutes somewhere in the middle. He can never seem to make it through a whole movie, no matter how entertaining it is. His soul isn't quite back to a hundred percent, either, at least Sans's version of a hundred percent.
It's something he's been trying not to think about too much. Falling Down is still somewhere on the horizon, but it's harder now to tell when it might happen. Everything they did during the snowstorm helped more than he thinks Alphys or Mettaton even realize.
He focuses on the movie instead. Something about a human military and such.
"so military robots. you think the human military on the surface has robots?"
Though it occurs to him even as he says it that there isn't really just one human military--there's probably lots. One for every country, maybe. The idea of robots built exclusively for warfare is a little unsettling, especially considering what Mettaton just said about his own programming.
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"I wouldn't say it's the only thing. But you could certainly program your watch by it."
It's a gentle dig at how often the skeleton resorts to his awful puns. It's gone from being annoying to almost endearing in nature. He wishes he could have maintained that earlier distance.
Sans holds out the chocolate to him and Mettaton takes some, unwrapping and popping it into his mouth as he settles in to watch whatever the hell Sans is putting them through tonight.
"Yes. I'd say we were good friends though it was hard to tell with them sometimes. They fascinated me and I them."
At least now with them gone he never has to worry about disappointing them about how he's not a true synthetic like them.
"Oh, you'll love it! It's big hair, big clothes, flashy outfits and bright neon colors- there's a reason 90s fashions look they way they do and it's because they were a natural progression from the 80s."
And the 80s were a progression from the 70s, and the 70s from the 60s, and so on and so forth.
"I know they do. When we initially came to the surface and my origins spread around, the military of the country we happened to be in approached Alphys and wanted her to be their top roboticist and use me as a springboard to bring highly advanced artificial intelligence technology into their drones."
He says it all so casually, shifting a little on the couch to get a better view of the screen and unintentionally getting a little closer to the edge and in turn closer to Sans.
"She said no, of course. And I very quickly made it clear that I wasn't going to be used in whatever petty grudges humans might have with each other. All in all it got resolved rather quickly."
With the help of his charming smile, an army of lawyers, and a surprisingly more forgiving and softer human race than anyone expected to find.
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Anyway. It's kind of nice that Mettaton doesn't seem to outright hate his puns anymore.
"they did seem pretty fascinating."
All robots are fascinating, really. He'll never be able to get his head around all the programming and electrical engineering required. Even the most basic robots are amazing, and highly advanced ones like Mettaton are just out of this world.
From an scientific standpoint. Of course.
"pssh, sounds horrible. i love it already."
There's some pretty good examples from the characters in the movie, though there's also the austerity of the military uniforms. Man. Humans are weird.
He glances over his shoulder at Mettaton with a vague frown.
"wow, hadn't heard about that before. what's a drone?"
The name implies something autonomous but non-sentient, but he's not sure of what it could mean beyond that.
"nice they didn't push you on it or anything."
Mettaton has some EXP, he knows, and he might have been designed for human eradication--but Sans is certain that if Mettaton had helped humans get better at killing each other, the guilt would eat him alive.
But, whatever. This is a comedy movie. This is no time to be thinking about that sort of stuff. There's already a lot of ridiculous shenanigans happening. Sans chuckles at one of the funnier moments and leans further against the couch, getting more comfortable.
"man, this is really campy."
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Perhaps too much of that sentimentality is leaking out into his words. Maybe he'll be the one to break into the whiskey first.
"Though when it comes to fascinating robots, I'd say I'm at the top of the list, right Sans?"
Aaaaand there goes the genuine emotion. Out the window.
He watches silently as the robot slowly gains sentience and looks to the world with wide, curious eyes. The concept of it is high, but the execution of it is pretty low. Still, Mettaton wonders if that was what it was like for the first geth that awoke to higher thinking beyond what the quarians programmed into them. Is that what it would have been like for him if he had been a true robot?
"A drone is this sort of... human tech that is usually some kind of flying craft that is either remotely controlled by someone in a base or by the computer software installed on it. The computers themselves are advanced but with something like me programmed into the mix, the technological leap would be enormous."
That's what the military people had said to Alphys anyway. They all had refused to look at him as his own being and it had been, frankly, annoying.
"That's what happened in my timeline, at least. I don't know how things will go for you when yours advances beyond where it is now. It could go completely differently! I doubt just Frisk's abilities affect how things flow."
They're a major factor, sure, but at some point time flowed linearly, and it stands to reason it could go back.
The shenanigans are in high gear and Mettaton eats more of the chocolates, though he drops one unceremoniously on top of the skeleton's skull. He sweeps it off quickly and without much thought gives him a small, affectionate rub with his hand to the back of his head.
Whoops. He pulls his hand back though not too hastily to cast any suspicion. Mettaton has always been a touchy-feely sort of Monster, but after everything with Bucky, regardless of how his feelings settle on Sans, he has been hyper aware of what he does and when.
"It's a good pick for something easy to watch."
Sure the threat of being torn apart by those who refuse to listen to a robot's sentience is a bit... sharp but Mettaton isn't terribly bothered by it at all.
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He just wishes he'd gotten to know them all better, or had a chance to say goodbye. Which is silly. You almost never get a chance to say goodbye. No point in wishing for it.
He chuckles a bit as Mettaton abruptly changes the subject. Yeah, best not to go too far down the road of regrets.
"pfft, you'd be fascinating even if you weren't a robot."
It occurs to him too late that maybe that sounds weird, and that maybe he should clarify that statement with something else. But he takes too long in trying to think of any decent clarification, and then it's too late and it would be awkward to follow it up. So he just stays quiet and feels weird and tries to focus on the movie instead. It is high concept. Sans figures there's probably much better-executed movies on this theme out there somewhere.
"huh. that's kinda what i figured they were."
He's about to ask what something like that would even be used for, but he stops himself. It's obvious, isn't it? And that's another thing he doesn't want to think about.
"yeah, heh. could go any-which-way."
He's not gonna be a downer here; he's not gonna point out that the Resets are just going to keep happening, and that anything that happens on the Surface doesn't matter. Maybe Mettaton's timeline is different. They had three whole months on the Surface, if he remembers correctly. Maybe that'll turn into three years, and then three decades, and then three centuries. Maybe the Resets really do end in certain timelines.
Good for them.
Something clunks lightly against his skull and he blinks, reaching up pick whatever it is off. Probably a lost chocolate. Mettaton gets to it before Sans does, and his touch lingers for a moment longer than necessary, his thumb rubbing against the back of Sans's skull.
Ah.
A bit of heat creeps up to his cheekbones as he wonders if that was intentional. Probably not. Probably not, right?
He suddenly wishes they were both sitting on the couch. Side by side. It's stupid. Neither of them can deny that there's affection there, but that doesn't mean that anything can or will come of it. It's like what Mettaton was saying after his concert, about potential. And not just that, but it's basic science. Potential isn't a guarantee. Even high probability isn't a guarantee.
Sans hasn't exactly crunched the numbers, but the probability can't possibly be all that high, anyway.
He tries to focus on the movie again.
"...right? it's kinda mindless, heh. coulda executed it better. some of the acting's kinda wooden."
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"Mm. And what makes you think that?"
A neutral question, or at least as neutral as he can make it. His soul clenches a little as he says it though, an unusual spike of anxiety coursing through him.
"Being a robot is a huge part of my appeal, I'd say."
The anxiety is there but he also feels that familiar tug to mischief and he can't resist the grin pulling on his face as he pushes himself up and swings his legs to fully being seated and leans a bit over Sans.
"Though my personality shines as bright as my chassis so really you must clarify, there are so many complexities to my character that could lead to... fascination."
He moves his head and shoulders so he can place his face on Sans's shoulder.
What was the rest of what Sans said? He's not quite sure. Oh! Yes, the movie! He chuckles a little.
"That's par the course with these types of movies. We should have watched Mettaton the Movie XXVIII instead if we wanted some real cinema."
Yeah. Real cinema. Because THAT movie didn't bomb like all your other ones did.
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"uh, well--"
Mettaton keeps going before he can fully cobble his thoughts together. He's half-focused on the movie as well, so his mind is in approximately five different places right now.
"your personality, i guess? i dunno..."
God, don't put him on the spot like this. Half the time he thinks that Mettaton is as avoidant of the whole Affection Thing as Sans is, but then he doubles down on the flirting and compliments and such. Sans is used to mixed signals at this point, but it still throws him for a loop sometimes.
Mettaton shifts his position and Sans looks up as the robot's shadow falls over him. This smug jerk.
He grins back, trying to stand his ground.
"well the ego is fascinating, if nothing else. the narcissism could be a case study for..."
Mettaton props his head on Sans's shoulder and his thoughts kind of just go away for a second. Wow. Mettaton is very close.
If he just tipped his head slightly to the side, they'd...
He doesn't. He stays still.
"never, uh, understood how you found the time to make thirty whole movies."
To be fair, they mostly consisted of Mettaton just sitting somewhere sprinkling himself with rose petals or glitter or whatever else.
He holds up a hand.
"can i have a k--" Nope. "--ookies and cream thing? never tried one before."
He's going to chug the whiskey if this keeps up, never mind that it was a gift for Mettaton.
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But... this close proximity means he can feel some of the spikes of emotion in Sans's soul and it makes him hesitate. Sans isn't just a person he can play or toy around with and then move on. He actually... cares about him. And the feeling is mutual. That's what went so wrong with Bucky, after all. He didn't keep things light. He wanted to get deeper and he paid the price.
He lifts his head off of Sans's shoulder, giving him back that room. He does slide himself down next to him however, compromising his desire to be closer with a desire to not make this any more weird than it has to be. If things were different he'd have pinned the damn skeleton to the couch by now but here this requires a gentle touch. And he's not even sure that's completely what he wants out of him anyway.
"My my, Sans. My personality! You charmer you, I'm sure you say that to all the monsters."
He winks, trying to quell the tendrils of magic in his soul that want to just... reach out again. He's not sure where that would lead. Would it be a platonic connection? Or would it be...
"Me? A narcissist? Perish the thought! Is it so narcissistic to know exactly how much you are worth? And that that worth is more than the galaxy itself?"
He's teasing. Mostly.
"28 movies, Sans, keep track. I had to give the fans that content they craved and they craved more Mettaton! So I made time."
No one wants your crappy movies, Mettaton, literally no one. Mettaton reaches over and takes a cookies and creme Kiss out of the bag and he considers, for one brief moment, using a kiss to deliver a Kiss. It'd certainly be a fun physical gag but... it wouldn't really end at just that, now would it?
He hands it over to Sans as he reaches for the whiskey with his other.
"While you're trying that, I am going to try this alcohol you brought along."
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The emotions are the strongest part, but they're not always easy to identify. Like now--there's something like pride or...self-confidence maybe? Self-love? There's a sort of caution too, or gentleness, or restraint, a bit like a cool breeze, as Mettaton lifts his head away again--and then slides down to sit next to Sans instead.
It's...comfortable. They're close. Next to each other now, so it's a lot easier for Sans to look at him. He appreciates when things take less work.
Comfortable. Nice. He keeps coming back around to those two things, every time he tries to reason and rationalize himself out of the fact that this connection exists. Just like how every time he thinks he or Mettaton or both of them have ruined the whole thing, things repair themselves.
Whatever it is, whatever it becomes--and it won't become anything, probably, maybe, who knows--it's still nice and comfortable.
"i'm incredibly charming."
He almost follows it up with the caveat that, if he weren't charming, no one would like him at all, but--trying to keep things positive here, or something. Light. That's the word.
"and nah, only when i like someone." It slips out before he can stop himself, so he decides to just keep going, since anything else would probably make this agonizing. "i'm kinda reserved with compliments and such, i guess. but when i like someone, i talk 'em up. won't shut up about it. heh."
Especially to other people. And maybe that's not such a good thing. You build someone up, you kind of put them on the spot, make them feel like there's some kind of higher bar they're supposed to be reaching for. It puts them on a pedestal--like he's done with Papyrus, like he's done with Frisk.
He doesn't think he's done that with Mettaton, partially because he's seen a lot of Mettaton's faults. But there's a difference between ignoring someone's faults and accepting them. He's not sure which he's doing here.
"hmm, so you're saying you're...priceless?"
He grins sidelong at Mettaton and even winks. He'll never be any good at flirting, but he can at least give it a comedic spin.
"sounds like you gotta make it an even thirty, one of these days."
He accepts the candy with a smile and passes Mettaton the whiskey bottle. Good, it's better if Mettaton starts in on it first.
"nothing mixes better than booze and comedy."
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"When you want to be, yes."
When he doesn't want to be he's like a stubborn mule, causing problems and sticking his head in the mud. More often than not though he's easygoing, so it makes it easy to forget the bad times.
There's a small spike in his soul when Sans says that, and it's quickly followed by a small internal curse. He shouldn't be feeling so excited at the thought of... well, you know.
"As you should! If you like someone, sweet words should always fall off your tongue. ...At least, you should try to do that."
He hasn't always been so kind as to try and be nice with his words in regards to people he actually cares about. He's come a long way to be saying and thinking this now.
"Luckily in my case, you don't have to worry about talking me up. My very presence and state of being is so stunning, everyone will know what you are talking about immediately."
He takes the whiskey and grins, opening it up and then tilting his head back to take a large swig of it. Ohh. Good strong monster alcohol. Nice.
"Mmm, darling, everything about me is priceless. To the fluff of my hair-" he fluffs said hair "to the plating on my chest-" he runs a hand along it to demonstrate "all the way up and down my sleek and gorgeous legs!" He extends one leg and slides the hand he used on his chest down the side of his body and up and down the leg in the air, leaning his body just a bit sideways so as to use Sans to keep him balanced.
He lets out a deep and warm chuckle, its vibration gently shaking his chest.
"Booze, comedy, and good company."
He is not drunk yet but he plans on being so soon.
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we've reached infinigay
I can't believe we are literally writing a robot and a skeleton kissing oh my God
the shitpost has become canon
shitpost becomes canon... canon becomes myth... then it shall pass away for 2000 years...
are you telling me sans is a hobbit, because....
because it is hashtag fact??? it absolutely is
he's either a goblin or a hobbit, we just can't decide
definitely a hobbit; he doesn't have enough energy to be a goblin
sans would fucking love the shire
I know this thread is like done but I couldn't resist the MTT Brand Soda plug