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sans ([personal profile] punful) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2017-07-18 05:28 pm

[closed] we'll get something to eat like we talked about

Who: Sans and Mettaton
Where: The Anime Room
When: 7/18
Rating: G-PG for fluff and two complete disasters, will warn for anything else.
Summary: Zombie events suck and Sans owes Mettaton a bag of off-brand chocolates. Sometimes you just gotta chill.
The Story:

You'd think Sans would be used to zombie events by now. They're always the same, no matter what flavor of zombies it happens to be--harrowing, hollowing, emotionally devastating. He got off mostly scot-free this time, since all the previous zombies he's met have been pretty damn keen on trying to gnaw his bones. But it's never really the zombies themselves, honestly--it's everyone else. Everything else.

Once the event is over, he takes a good twelve or so hours to sleep and not think about Wirt, or about talking zombies, or about anything.

And when he wakes up, the first thing that occurs to him, for some reason, is that he should go see Mettaton.

It's been weird lately, and not really in a bad way, but none of them have really talked about it since the snowstorm. The three of them did plenty talking that night anyway, and in some senses, maybe it just doesn't need to be said out loud. He can feel it either way when he looks for it, a thread as thin as spider silk wrapped around his soul, leading out in two directions. It's weird. It's weird, by any stretch of the imagination.

Papyrus is one thing, but he's not used to such a concrete connection, solid proof that someone actually cares about him. It's the sort of thing he can't deny, not even with all the self-loathing at his disposal, because it's right there.

So it shouldn't be that out of the ordinary, wanting to go see Mettaton, maybe talk to him. And yet he still finds himself looking for an excuse, because--you need an excuse. You can't just show up and impose yourself on someone's space without some kind of reason. Which is ridiculous, because he's never had a problem doing that to Papyrus or to Alphys. He's always been the sort to just sort of flop down in someone's general vicinity and be content with that--not bothering them, not in the way, just sort of there.

And he knows exactly why it feels different with Mettaton, but that's part of that solid proof thing that he's still trying not to look at too closely. Even if it's as solid as the rest of it.

Thankfully, an excuse is readily available. More than an excuse, an actual reason, sort of. Mettaton can probably use some nice downtime after that event too, right? Nothing like candy and a goofy movie, and maybe some alcohol, to lighten the mood.

So he shows up at Mettaton's door in the evening with a copy of Short Circuit, an off-brand bag of chocolate Hugs, and a bottle of whiskey in a paper bag. Just in case the weirdness gets weirder.

He knocks.

"hey metta, you in? i finally got that back-pay for ya."
mettatonvevo: (cute little hair twirl I LOVE)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-18 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not talking to his mirror for once when Sans knocks. He had been earlier but he had been struck with an idea for his next concert (or maybe it will be a party?) and had excused himself to his desk to sketch it all out. He's been sitting there for almost two hours now in complete concentration, papers strewn about him as he scratches out one idea and moves onto the next. He looks up in surprise at the knock and smiles gently when he hears Sans's voice.

"Come on in, the door is open."

An unusual move for him since he's still trying to keep the general knowledge of him talking to his mirror on the down low but for once he wasn't thinking about it. When Sans enters he turns around in his seat, his desk still a mess and wearing some pale gold reading glasses.

"It's good to see you, Sans. What back-pay am I owed?"
mettatonvevo: (shock?)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-19 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sans comes in and Mettaton's smile has a bit of a softness to it. It really is good to see him. He wasn't terribly worried about Sans during the event; after all, why would zombies be interested in bones if they aren't interested in metal? But all the same, seeing him safe and whole is what matters.

He raises an eyebrow at the gifts Sans has brought (the movie and alcohol being completely unexpected) but the candy looks... different than he thought it would be.

"Yes you did... though, I don't think you brought me the right thing."

He stands up and walks over, peering down to inspect the candy. He adjusts his glasses as he takes it into his hand though he doesn't pull it from Sans completely. There's no big pull or anything. It's a gentle hold and one that puts his hand unknowingly close to Sans's.

"Mmm... yes. This is white chocolate. I wanted cookies and creme."
mettatonvevo: Mettaton EX laughing (he laughs and i die)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-19 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Mettaton sees how completely deflated Sans is and can't help the laugh that comes out of him. It's rude, yes, but he really is falling apart over getting the candy wrong. It's cute.

"It's all right, you didn't know."

He looks the candy over a little more then looks up to Sans with a wry grin.

"Now it seems I am going to be the one introducing you to a new type of kiss."

He winks and lets go of the bag and walks to his closet, humming as he goes.

"There's no need to get candy from there when I have a handy dandy closet right here!"

He opens it up and holds out a hand expectantly. He doesn't say a word but almost immediately the closet tosses out a bag of what he desires. He smiles and gives the closet door a friendly pat and closes it again.

"Whiskey and a movie, hm? You came prepared Sans. But for what~?"

Mettaton walks back to Sans, sashaying a bit as he goes. This is just delightful all around. He stops a bit in front of him, offering him the bag he just retrieved.

"Is the anime club room better for watching movies? If you wanted we could always watch something here."

Sans notices his room in the slight disarray and Mettaton waves a hand dismissively.

"Oh, no, it's quite all right. I've been working on my next big thing for the last few hours or so. I needed to take a break."
mettatonvevo: (D'aww sweetie)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-19 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh absolutely. Either way they're both delightful. And delicious."

Sans doesn't immediately buckle under his flirtations and it's a surprise. Hm, maybe he does have a backbone hidden under that hoodie of his?

"Mmhm, yes, completely balanced out."

It wasn't the best retort in the world from Sans's end and neither from his but not every discussion they have has to be a verbal exchange of wit.

He nods in agreement. It has been awhile, hasn't it? Something always seemed to come up as of late or things would end up complicated between them for whatever reason. It's nice to think they may have a few hours to just... be.

"Oh."

It's a surprise because in between planning his next big showstopper and talking to Sans he had actually forgotten about his mirror. Right. Of course they can't watch in here because his Mirror would get upset. His mirror would be upset no matter what, really.

"Right. Of course. ...Luckily for you, a projector and surround sound seems perfectly lovely. We can get more snacks when we get there."

It's weird to know that he knows about him talking to his mirror. But it feels nice too. He doesn't have to hide that fact any longer, Sans's feelings on the matter notwithstanding. Mettaton walks back to the desk and takes off his glasses, setting them gently on top of the papers and journals laying open there.

"Why don't you lead the way? I don't think I have ever actually been to the anime club room."
mettatonvevo: (he makes the cat face and i H A T E it)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Sans's grin is a surprise for him and it's surprising to Mettaton how utterly... adorable it is. As much as the guilt wants to latch onto him for eagerly agreeing to essentially leave his mirror behind, the idea of a nice evening with Sans is more appealing than pleasing his mirror.

It's an odd feeling. He has an idea of where the root cause of it is from and he tries not to think about it. He follows Sans out of his room, locking the door behind him. All of the locks he had installed are still there of course and it takes him a moment to get to the ones you can reach from the outside.

"I forgot Alphys had an anime club. But it makes sense that she would."

It reminds him of simpler times back in the Underground. Back when they first met. He smiles softly to himself.

"Oh, I don't wear glasses. Well. That's not entirely accurate, I do wear them, I just don't need them. I wear them for the aesthetic."

He finishes locking up his room and walks to join Sans, keeping his strides small so as to not outpace the skeleton.

"I was writing and sketching and doing a lot of calculations and it only felt right to be wearing some glasses as I did so."
mettatonvevo: (hmmm)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-20 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Sans seems extremely buoyant now, his words popping with a happiness that Mettaton hasn't seen all that often from the skeleton. The last time he can remember seeing him happy like this was back during the Citadel event when they looked at the stars. It had been so easy to get pulled into that moment, to look at the stars and then look at him and imagine, for just a second...

It's happening again, isn't it? He already knew it was. And he knows on some level Sans knows there is something here too. It's a sad state of affairs, clearly. This time around however, Mettaton will take the high ground. He won't drag Sans through the mud like he did Bucky. He'll keep it light and happy, just like he's supposed to.

Stars are for everyone, no matter his feelings on it.

"You say that as if I am not inherently my brand! It's not as if everything I do is merely a smokescreen for 'who I really am'. My glitz and glamour and performance is a part of me! What makes me so authentic is I put myself into what I do."

It's a bit hard to explain to people who aren't in the lifestyle, that there is a balance that must be played to be simultaneously close and distant for fans to consume.

"The flare I show is the flare I naturally have! Whenever you see studious types they always have glasses so I thought it was fitting and cute to wear them while working."

It kind of sounds silly without any grand reasoning around it, huh? Mettaton's face falls into a small frown as he thinks about it, a small blush peeking its way out on his cheeks. It's a mindset that is reminiscent of all the times he'd slow dance in his house in Waterfall, dreaming of the greater world around them. It's like reaching for a life he can't ever have because it's not as if he's ever been the kind of monster with a steady academic background.

He shakes his head. That old insecurity again. How useless. Luckily they reach the room pretty quickly and Mettaton looks around, taking it all in. It looks like Alphys's room, only with more things and he shakes his head fondly.

"Glorious is one word for it, I suppose."

No mirrors, huh? He supposes he'll have to tell his mirror what happened rather than let him see it. He won't be pleased with that at all. But that's not important right now. What is important is trying to figure out how this 7 foot tall tower of beauty is going to fit into a beanbag chair without looking comically out of place.
mettatonvevo: (D'aww sweetie)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-22 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I think you understand a bit more than you think, Sans. Tell me. When you performed your jokes back home, did you not put a bit of yourself into their delivery and punch lines?"

If he didn't then wow, maybe Sans has a leg up on him in his acting abilities.

He laughs a bit, wiping the frown away quickly.

"No, I get what you were trying to say. As I have always said, performing and acting and singing... all of that is an inherent part of who I am. And who I will always be. It's what I was made for, after all!"

He pauses for a moment, chuckles again, and then continues. "All right, originally I was made to destroy humanity, but I had better plans than that."

He's sure Sans knows all about that now thanks to being so close with Alphys and having seen his NEO form a couple of times.

The star makes a bit of a face at Sans pointing out one particularly disgusting pile of pillows and he notices the skeleton looking him up and down with muted interest. He doubts, at this point, that there is any motive to this look beyond a simple glance for a specific purpose; said purpose makes itself apparent rather quickly.

"Mmm, that might be best for me then. These bean bags look a little too small for me overall."

A regular sized couch is also, probably, too small for him but such is the life of being unbearably attractive and tall.

"Not really. Around this time last year I hosted my concert in my newly erected concert hall but I don't want to do the same old thing again. I have to keep things fresh. So I've been brainstorming themes and whatnot but nothing solid has come up yet."
mettatonvevo: (A little shame and sadness)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-23 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
"The audience loved you, regardless. A lot of people left your comedy nights smiling wider than before."

It was something he had noticed but hadn't thought all that deeply about. His stage was open to others to perform but only by his good graces which meant their successes were as much his as theirs. ...That's a thought he hasn't had in awhile, huh?

Mettaton rolls his eyes good-naturedly at the pun.

"And there you go with your bad jokes."

It's taken some time but they're not as bad as they used to be. Heck, Frisk told a really awful pun awhile back and Mettaton didn't outright hate it. Progress!

Mettaton lies himself gracefully along the couch, removing his giant shoulder pads and setting them aside so he can lie completely on his side without anything poking into the furniture. He rests a languid arm on his side, gently matching the curvature of his hips.

The DVD is projected onto the screen and Mettaton watches with muted interest.

"That would have been better if we had more robots here in Wonderland. I would have been more inclined to do something like that when it was four, not three, but..."

He sighs sadly, remembering Legion. He still has the bag of dating simulators they gave him for Valentine's day.

"I hope Legion is doing well in whatever afterlife there is for a robot."

A bit... existential to say, especially to someone who doesn't really need to hear that, but it's already out and Mettaton does his best to not regret things he's said.

"Darling, I am the epitome of 80s fashion. I was born ready."
mettatonvevo: (cute little hair twirl I LOVE)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-07-26 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sans doesn't fully accept the compliment (Mettaton can practically hear it in his tone) but he doesn't outright dismiss it either so it's progress.

"I wouldn't say it's the only thing. But you could certainly program your watch by it."

It's a gentle dig at how often the skeleton resorts to his awful puns. It's gone from being annoying to almost endearing in nature. He wishes he could have maintained that earlier distance.

Sans holds out the chocolate to him and Mettaton takes some, unwrapping and popping it into his mouth as he settles in to watch whatever the hell Sans is putting them through tonight.

"Yes. I'd say we were good friends though it was hard to tell with them sometimes. They fascinated me and I them."

At least now with them gone he never has to worry about disappointing them about how he's not a true synthetic like them.

"Oh, you'll love it! It's big hair, big clothes, flashy outfits and bright neon colors- there's a reason 90s fashions look they way they do and it's because they were a natural progression from the 80s."

And the 80s were a progression from the 70s, and the 70s from the 60s, and so on and so forth.

"I know they do. When we initially came to the surface and my origins spread around, the military of the country we happened to be in approached Alphys and wanted her to be their top roboticist and use me as a springboard to bring highly advanced artificial intelligence technology into their drones."

He says it all so casually, shifting a little on the couch to get a better view of the screen and unintentionally getting a little closer to the edge and in turn closer to Sans.

"She said no, of course. And I very quickly made it clear that I wasn't going to be used in whatever petty grudges humans might have with each other. All in all it got resolved rather quickly."

With the help of his charming smile, an army of lawyers, and a surprisingly more forgiving and softer human race than anyone expected to find.
mettatonvevo: (shock?)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-08-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
"They were a dear. They had a heart under all those wires and processes. Or maybe it's because of those processes that they were so endearing. They had a special way of looking at the world and we're all a little dimmer without them around."

Perhaps too much of that sentimentality is leaking out into his words. Maybe he'll be the one to break into the whiskey first.

"Though when it comes to fascinating robots, I'd say I'm at the top of the list, right Sans?"

Aaaaand there goes the genuine emotion. Out the window.

He watches silently as the robot slowly gains sentience and looks to the world with wide, curious eyes. The concept of it is high, but the execution of it is pretty low. Still, Mettaton wonders if that was what it was like for the first geth that awoke to higher thinking beyond what the quarians programmed into them. Is that what it would have been like for him if he had been a true robot?

"A drone is this sort of... human tech that is usually some kind of flying craft that is either remotely controlled by someone in a base or by the computer software installed on it. The computers themselves are advanced but with something like me programmed into the mix, the technological leap would be enormous."

That's what the military people had said to Alphys anyway. They all had refused to look at him as his own being and it had been, frankly, annoying.

"That's what happened in my timeline, at least. I don't know how things will go for you when yours advances beyond where it is now. It could go completely differently! I doubt just Frisk's abilities affect how things flow."

They're a major factor, sure, but at some point time flowed linearly, and it stands to reason it could go back.

The shenanigans are in high gear and Mettaton eats more of the chocolates, though he drops one unceremoniously on top of the skeleton's skull. He sweeps it off quickly and without much thought gives him a small, affectionate rub with his hand to the back of his head.

Whoops. He pulls his hand back though not too hastily to cast any suspicion. Mettaton has always been a touchy-feely sort of Monster, but after everything with Bucky, regardless of how his feelings settle on Sans, he has been hyper aware of what he does and when.

"It's a good pick for something easy to watch."

Sure the threat of being torn apart by those who refuse to listen to a robot's sentience is a bit... sharp but Mettaton isn't terribly bothered by it at all.
Edited 2017-08-01 05:41 (UTC)
mettatonvevo: (he makes the cat face and i H A T E it)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-08-06 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Fascinating if he weren't a robot, huh? Curious. A very curious thing to say.

"Mm. And what makes you think that?"

A neutral question, or at least as neutral as he can make it. His soul clenches a little as he says it though, an unusual spike of anxiety coursing through him.

"Being a robot is a huge part of my appeal, I'd say."

The anxiety is there but he also feels that familiar tug to mischief and he can't resist the grin pulling on his face as he pushes himself up and swings his legs to fully being seated and leans a bit over Sans.

"Though my personality shines as bright as my chassis so really you must clarify, there are so many complexities to my character that could lead to... fascination."

He moves his head and shoulders so he can place his face on Sans's shoulder.

What was the rest of what Sans said? He's not quite sure. Oh! Yes, the movie! He chuckles a little.

"That's par the course with these types of movies. We should have watched Mettaton the Movie XXVIII instead if we wanted some real cinema."

Yeah. Real cinema. Because THAT movie didn't bomb like all your other ones did.
Edited (Oh. Worm?) 2017-08-06 07:09 (UTC)
mettatonvevo: (D'aww sweetie)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-08-07 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Mettaton is utterly loving this conversation because it's about him and only him, and how he is fascinating. He knows how this would start to go if things were different or normal between them. He'd slide himself off of Sans's shoulders, drop himself onto the floor and then drape himself over Sans's body and that's when things would really start to get interesting.

But... this close proximity means he can feel some of the spikes of emotion in Sans's soul and it makes him hesitate. Sans isn't just a person he can play or toy around with and then move on. He actually... cares about him. And the feeling is mutual. That's what went so wrong with Bucky, after all. He didn't keep things light. He wanted to get deeper and he paid the price.

He lifts his head off of Sans's shoulder, giving him back that room. He does slide himself down next to him however, compromising his desire to be closer with a desire to not make this any more weird than it has to be. If things were different he'd have pinned the damn skeleton to the couch by now but here this requires a gentle touch. And he's not even sure that's completely what he wants out of him anyway.

"My my, Sans. My personality! You charmer you, I'm sure you say that to all the monsters."

He winks, trying to quell the tendrils of magic in his soul that want to just... reach out again. He's not sure where that would lead. Would it be a platonic connection? Or would it be...

"Me? A narcissist? Perish the thought! Is it so narcissistic to know exactly how much you are worth? And that that worth is more than the galaxy itself?"

He's teasing. Mostly.

"28 movies, Sans, keep track. I had to give the fans that content they craved and they craved more Mettaton! So I made time."

No one wants your crappy movies, Mettaton, literally no one. Mettaton reaches over and takes a cookies and creme Kiss out of the bag and he considers, for one brief moment, using a kiss to deliver a Kiss. It'd certainly be a fun physical gag but... it wouldn't really end at just that, now would it?

He hands it over to Sans as he reaches for the whiskey with his other.

"While you're trying that, I am going to try this alcohol you brought along."
mettatonvevo: (VOGUE)

[personal profile] mettatonvevo 2017-08-10 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Mettaton laughs again, nodding his head.

"When you want to be, yes."

When he doesn't want to be he's like a stubborn mule, causing problems and sticking his head in the mud. More often than not though he's easygoing, so it makes it easy to forget the bad times.

There's a small spike in his soul when Sans says that, and it's quickly followed by a small internal curse. He shouldn't be feeling so excited at the thought of... well, you know.

"As you should! If you like someone, sweet words should always fall off your tongue. ...At least, you should try to do that."

He hasn't always been so kind as to try and be nice with his words in regards to people he actually cares about. He's come a long way to be saying and thinking this now.

"Luckily in my case, you don't have to worry about talking me up. My very presence and state of being is so stunning, everyone will know what you are talking about immediately."

He takes the whiskey and grins, opening it up and then tilting his head back to take a large swig of it. Ohh. Good strong monster alcohol. Nice.

"Mmm, darling, everything about me is priceless. To the fluff of my hair-" he fluffs said hair "to the plating on my chest-" he runs a hand along it to demonstrate "all the way up and down my sleek and gorgeous legs!" He extends one leg and slides the hand he used on his chest down the side of his body and up and down the leg in the air, leaning his body just a bit sideways so as to use Sans to keep him balanced.

He lets out a deep and warm chuckle, its vibration gently shaking his chest.

"Booze, comedy, and good company."

He is not drunk yet but he plans on being so soon.

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