twixt_dee_n_dum: (Joined at the hip)
+ TWEEDLEDEE & TWEEDLEDUM + ([personal profile] twixt_dee_n_dum) wrote in [community profile] entrancelogs2012-10-04 08:48 pm

Please return to sender [Open!]

Who: Everyone!
Where: The Entrance Hall
When: Friday, October 5th.
Rating: PG to be safe?
Summary: Hey, Mister Postman, look and see
The Story:
After a conversation with one of the lovely residents of Wonderland, Tweedledee and Tweedledum have decided to fill an absence in Wonderland's infrastructure.

They've set up some lopsided pigeon hole boxes. Each one is labeled with the name of a resident (some of which are not spelled correctly), and there is a box for each resident.

More importantly, though, each box has something in it! Take a look below to see what:

Lithuania - An "I Like Ike" button.
Beast - A dented tin of breath mints.
Eleanor Lamb - A scuffed rubber duck
Mark Meltzer - A box of half-used crayons.
George Lass - A cracked Frankenberry.
Aikawa Yuu - A broken joystick.
Loki Laufeyson - A pair of dice with nothing on their faces.
Mamimi Samejima - A mostly-used book of matches.
Blaine Anderson - A tuning fork.
Brittany Pierce - Empty lip-smackers tube.
Kurt Hummel - Testosterone supplements.
Santana Lopez - This card.
Shannon Beiste - A love letter.
James Potter - A broken compass (the needle just spins).
Quirrel - A sock puppet.
Dave Strider - A scratched laser disc.
Jade Harley - A sling shot.
John Egbert - A pair of licorice scottie dogs covered in pocket lint.
Karkat Vantas - A rotten tomato.
Latula Pyrope - A seatbelt.
Neophyte Redglare - An eightball with no die inside.
Nepeta Leijon - A nail file.
Sollux Captor - A slightly used candle shaped like the number 1.
Kazuki Hihara - Several cracked clarinet reeds.
Alex - A toy video camera.
Jay - A VHS tape with most of the magnetic ribbon hanging out.
Natasha Romanova - A package of fake spider webs.
Pinkie Pie - A balloon "animal". Which is to say, a balloon twisted into a shape that isn't identifiable as any kind of animal.
Amaterasu - A bone.
Philip - A package of googly eyes.
Minato Arisato - A pinwheel.
Shinjiro Aragaki - A broken alarm clock with bent hands.
Souji Seta - A stress ball with a smiley face on it.
Yousuke Hanamura - A bike chain.
Xephos - Dirt.
John Watson - An eyepatch.
Sherlock Holmes - A broken pipe (the kind for smoking).
Peacock - A dented, empty oil can.
Clyde Donovan - Crumpled, used tissues.
Kyle Broflovski - One knitting needle.
Stan Marsh - A punctured soccer ball.
Bela Talbot - Diet pills.
Dean Winchester - A kazoo.
Sam Winchester - A half finished braided-lanyard.
Onceler - Crumpled Monopoly money.
The Lorax - A ream of recycled paper.
Evelyn Carnahan - A decoder ring.
Athos - A handmirror with no glass in it.
Duke of Buckingham - A Chinese finger trap.
Tara Gregson - A child's mood ring.
Thorfinn - A used bar of soap.

[Note: This log is open for any interactions related to the mailboxes. I will respond to all threads with the Twins, but feel free to have your own interactions as well!

Now with 98.2% more posting in the correct comm!]
hamburellakind: (Ewwwwwwwwww)

[personal profile] hamburellakind 2012-10-05 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
John wasn't sure what to expect in his new cubby-dealy. Especially since he was only ninety-eight percent sure that the box labeled "Jorn Egbeht" was his.

But.

You know.

He's just not sure what to do with these.

"Hnnggghhh. They're warm."

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thestormcomes: (enchanté my ass)

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[personal profile] thestormcomes 2012-10-05 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes, a seventeenth-century man just has to be Really Damn Confused (TM) by the sorts of things these future-folk come up with. In this case, Athos is perplexed by his gift of a handheld mirror, one similar to those in ladies' vanities, and yet it lacks the looking glass.]

What is this meaning of this?

[It looks like junk.

Seriously.
]

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[personal profile] usskickass 2012-10-05 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
It's hard not to blush when she finds the note. But seeing it also makes her insides churn a little and the past few events haven't been exactly kind to her and...well...

She just really wishes she could be sure this isn't just the mansion screwing with her. Even if she was only 7 in 1971.

She puts the letter back. She doesn't really want to bring a joke played by the mansion back to her room.

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[personal profile] urnewkingbitch 2012-10-05 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Dave stared at the disc. He stared long and hard at it, like it held the secrets of the universe in it. Or maybe he was expecting it to spontaneously combust in his hand. Or maybe he was considering calling up some guy in green/white with creepy pedophile tendancies and a white billiard ball for a head to fix the damn thing.

Either way, he shook his head after a while of staring.

"Damn waste of a good laser disc with that scratch in it."
airshipswank: (no... insults? | well well well)

[personal profile] airshipswank 2012-10-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ The twins' efforts to secure their place in the delivery business is paying off already. Why, on their very first day they receive two confused seventeenth-century men for the price of one! ]

Dare I ask what this is about?

[ Buckingham does not remember his last conversation with the twins fondly and, colourful as it may be, he really has no idea what to make of this trinket. ]

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forgottenmother: (OM NOM FOOD)

[personal profile] forgottenmother 2012-10-05 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Amaterasu, for one, was thoroughly enjoying her gift in the mail! Not many people gave her a bone, and they tasted oh so good. Okay, granted, Souji's cherrycakes were absolutely...divine, but that was besides the point.

Bones, man. They're delicious and nutritious.
onetruepurring: (Derp derp)

[personal profile] onetruepurring 2012-10-05 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nepeta had no idea what to make of the nail file when she pulled it out of her mailbox thing.

"I do not get it."
dashboardlite: (don't even joke about that)

[personal profile] dashboardlite 2012-10-05 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
...seriously? A kazoo?

[Guess who is not amused. Just guess.]

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thisisherson: What is this Feeling? - Wicked (There's been some confusion)

[personal profile] thisisherson 2012-10-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my god. This is just...completely offensive.

[Kurt's torn though. He doesn't want to walk away with them, but if he leaves them there, people will know they were for him and that's just mortifying.]

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blaineanderbooty: (pic#4575806)

[personal profile] blaineanderbooty 2012-10-05 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Blaine "Warbler" Anderson is not amused. Not at all.

...actually, he looks concerned, to be quite honest.]


Am I off key?

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The Lorax's box, for whatever reason, is on the top shelf. Lacking any animals to stack, he's first attempting to swipe the mysterious object by jumping up at the thing.

He's not doing so well.

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jivitadana: (> ♪ Perdendosi...)

[personal profile] jivitadana 2012-10-05 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Minato took out the colorful and shiny pinwheel from the box. He didn't know why he got a pinwheel. He wouldn't turn down a gift though.

He held onto the handle and blew on it to make it spin.

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[personal profile] pottershotter 2012-10-05 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[James, as someone who's always been able to just make his wand point the way, has never seen a muggle compass. And he's fascinated!]

How does this work? Do you shake it?

[And he proceeds to shake it like a polaroid picture.]
not_a_troll: (meh)

[personal profile] not_a_troll 2012-10-05 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
Gifts from Wonderland? For some reason Loki's expectations are rather low, actually. He takes out the box that is, apparently, meant for him and opens it.

"Ah," he mutters to himself. "As expected."

He rolls the dices in his hand.

"Rather useless. Unless this is trying to convey a certain message."

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thneedifestdestiny: No One Knows I'm Gone - Tom Waits (Couldn't wait to leave)

[personal profile] thneedifestdestiny 2012-10-05 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[The Once-ler has to kneel down on the floor to get inside of his cubby, which is on the bottom row. And he actually seems kind of excited when he touches it - paper! Money, maybe?

But when he pulls it out he pouts. He hasn't played a board game in ages, but he knows what that is.
]

Ha, ha, ha. Hilarious.
itsahotone: (you are basically nuts)

[personal profile] itsahotone 2012-10-05 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[What the hell.]

Is this supposed to mean something?

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paper_knight: (why me)

[personal profile] paper_knight 2012-10-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[He pops the box open, looks the crayons over for signs of their previous owner. Tooth-marks, especially.]

For me, eh?
Edited 2012-10-06 00:09 (UTC)

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[personal profile] akapeanut 2012-10-06 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
George's "gift" is, at least, appropriate. She's not too thrilled about its condition, however. As she picks it up, she has to use two hands to keep his ear-thing from falling off.

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quirrel: have to do with DADA? (Wtf does iguana)

[personal profile] quirrel 2012-10-06 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
......

[Just hesitantly looking at it. His hand goes towards it. Draws back. Towards it. Back.

Who knows? It might do something weird to him.
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aquarium_tipper: (cool story bro)

[personal profile] aquarium_tipper 2012-10-06 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What the double fuck is that even, thinks Sollux, as he stares at the candle.

Nevermind that he's never encountered a candle before...The most important question is why is there only one. Or why is it not a visually represented two?!

No, wait. That's two important questions.

This whole ordeal is confusing.

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learnedsomething: (what the fuck)

[personal profile] learnedsomething 2012-10-07 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyle was fairly - no, reasonably sure this was a knitting needle, rather than a crochet hook, if only because it was perfectly straight. Straightness is a pretty big failing in a hook. He's also sure that knitting needles come in sets of two, because his mom yelled at him one time when he borrowed one half of a set to use as a sword. (She hadn't appreciated him trying to use it to slay the dragon Ike, either.) Yet it's definitely alone in the world and therefore pretty useless, except maybe for stabbing someone with. Not that he would - he wouldn't be seen using a sissy knitting needle as a weapon any longer. He was ten, for Abraham's sake. He glanced around.

"This place needs more bins."

And he doesn't really want to be seen carrying knitting implements, even if they are useless.

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40410: (--apply line to face)

[personal profile] 40410 2012-10-07 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
As soon as he gets wind of the mailboxes, Alex makes a beeline down there, because it would be just like Wonderland to put some kind of sensitive information in them and what do you mean he's paranoid go away.

Which means he's right here in the hall, holding on to his clunky toy videocamera (?!?!) and wondering whether and/or when it's going to explode in his face.

"That's not funny," he says out loud, in case the mansion has some ears to hear it.

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onsilksheets: (irritated; side)

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Once Bela finds her gift in her pigeon hole, she is not happy. If it's someone's idea of a joke, it isn't funny.

"Diet pills? I don't need the stupid things." She is grumbling mainly to herself.

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damned_monster: (grrrrr)

[personal profile] damned_monster 2012-10-09 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
It was some time after midnight; Beast still wasn't used to venturing around during the daylight hours where everyone could see him. Despite his frightening appearance, he was actually quite shy, but he didn't mind if people thought he was just an angry eccentric who liked to avoid people at all costs.

The Entrance Hall was as grand as it was the day he arrived, but with a new addition. There were mailboxes, each labeled with a name. Beast found his, his blue eyes brightening and his tail wagging slightly in anticipation. Could it be his enchanted rose? Maybe his mirror?

Nope. It was a tin can, its label faded, with what looked like dent marks from something chewing on it. What could it be?

He opened it with trepidation, and a low growl formed in his throat as he saw the mints inside. His hackles rose and he looked around the Entrance Hall, wanting to get his hands on whomever thought up this hilarious prank.

Bastards.
spacetier: (Is this the place that we used to love?)

[personal profile] spacetier 2012-10-09 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay. Not cool. Her last name is Harley, not Harlee. What is cool is this brand new sling shot. Sure, it's not as effective as a rifle, but Jade could still use it in target practice.


She does so by shooting pellets at a door leading to an empty room. Yes, definitely a great mail gift. ]

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