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Who: Everyone!
Where: The Entrance Hall
When: Friday, October 5th.
Rating: PG to be safe?
Summary: Hey, Mister Postman, look and see
The Story:
After a conversation with one of the lovely residents of Wonderland, Tweedledee and Tweedledum have decided to fill an absence in Wonderland's infrastructure.

They've set up some lopsided pigeon hole boxes. Each one is labeled with the name of a resident (some of which are not spelled correctly), and there is a box for each resident.

More importantly, though, each box has something in it! Take a look below to see what:

Lithuania - An "I Like Ike" button.
Beast - A dented tin of breath mints.
Eleanor Lamb - A scuffed rubber duck
Mark Meltzer - A box of half-used crayons.
George Lass - A cracked Frankenberry.
Aikawa Yuu - A broken joystick.
Loki Laufeyson - A pair of dice with nothing on their faces.
Mamimi Samejima - A mostly-used book of matches.
Blaine Anderson - A tuning fork.
Brittany Pierce - Empty lip-smackers tube.
Kurt Hummel - Testosterone supplements.
Santana Lopez - This card.
Shannon Beiste - A love letter.
James Potter - A broken compass (the needle just spins).
Quirrel - A sock puppet.
Dave Strider - A scratched laser disc.
Jade Harley - A sling shot.
John Egbert - A pair of licorice scottie dogs covered in pocket lint.
Karkat Vantas - A rotten tomato.
Latula Pyrope - A seatbelt.
Neophyte Redglare - An eightball with no die inside.
Nepeta Leijon - A nail file.
Sollux Captor - A slightly used candle shaped like the number 1.
Kazuki Hihara - Several cracked clarinet reeds.
Alex - A toy video camera.
Jay - A VHS tape with most of the magnetic ribbon hanging out.
Natasha Romanova - A package of fake spider webs.
Pinkie Pie - A balloon "animal". Which is to say, a balloon twisted into a shape that isn't identifiable as any kind of animal.
Amaterasu - A bone.
Philip - A package of googly eyes.
Minato Arisato - A pinwheel.
Shinjiro Aragaki - A broken alarm clock with bent hands.
Souji Seta - A stress ball with a smiley face on it.
Yousuke Hanamura - A bike chain.
Xephos - Dirt.
John Watson - An eyepatch.
Sherlock Holmes - A broken pipe (the kind for smoking).
Peacock - A dented, empty oil can.
Clyde Donovan - Crumpled, used tissues.
Kyle Broflovski - One knitting needle.
Stan Marsh - A punctured soccer ball.
Bela Talbot - Diet pills.
Dean Winchester - A kazoo.
Sam Winchester - A half finished braided-lanyard.
Onceler - Crumpled Monopoly money.
The Lorax - A ream of recycled paper.
Evelyn Carnahan - A decoder ring.
Athos - A handmirror with no glass in it.
Duke of Buckingham - A Chinese finger trap.
Tara Gregson - A child's mood ring.
Thorfinn - A used bar of soap.

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Kyle was fairly - no, reasonably sure this was a knitting needle, rather than a crochet hook, if only because it was perfectly straight. Straightness is a pretty big failing in a hook. He's also sure that knitting needles come in sets of two, because his mom yelled at him one time when he borrowed one half of a set to use as a sword. (She hadn't appreciated him trying to use it to slay the dragon Ike, either.) Yet it's definitely alone in the world and therefore pretty useless, except maybe for stabbing someone with. Not that he would - he wouldn't be seen using a sissy knitting needle as a weapon any longer. He was ten, for Abraham's sake. He glanced around.

"This place needs more bins."

And he doesn't really want to be seen carrying knitting implements, even if they are useless.

"No no."

"You've got it wrong!"

The Twins appear seemingly out of no where.

"This place needs more mailboxes."

"And also more mail."

"Ahh!" Kyle nearly jabs himself in the eye with the needle at the surprise appearance of the twins and tries to conceal the offending object behind his back. "Did you guys do this? Are you sending out junk as mail?"

"Nohow! None of these things are junk!"

"Contrariwise, isn't junk the most common type of mail?"

"Oh, because there are so many uses for this!" He brandishes the singular needle. "Just because it's the most common doesn't mean it's wanted."

"Then send it back."

Tweedledum mutters, "You could make shishkabob with it..."

"How am I supposed to send it back? There's no address!" He shakes his head and holds it out to Tweedledum. "Here. You can make a shishkabob with it."

Tweedledee is the one who wraps her hand around the needle (though who knows if Kyle has learned the difference between them yet). She doesn't pull it out of Kyle's fingers yet though, leaving it up to him to let go.

"Certainly we can send it back, though it may take us some time before we can do so."

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